1. Why is everyone getting engaged and getting their lives
together? When a “good day” for you covers not falling over/wearing your
lunch/having an embarrassing incident that compromises entire social existence.
3. Your pet is nicer than most people you come across.
5. Is it acceptable to eat my lunch at 11am?
6. Edgy club nights with DJ sets aren’t really all that fun, if
there is no lyrics how are you meant to pretend that you’re in a girlband and
mime/shriek the place down?
10. It’s kind of a crime that KFC isn’t open past 11pm. Yeah.
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